community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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