How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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