Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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