She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my sisters under your porch take her home
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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