I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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