If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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