Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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