just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
