their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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