i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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