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  I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.

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• imagining the amount of hair required to make a decent christmas tree is the most horrifying bit about this text... 😖

  Submitted by 8=✊=>💨😜 on Dec 18, 14 at 10:06am

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• She was expecting something much larger.

  Submitted by 90trunk on Dec 17, 14 at 8:33am

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• The tree waters you...

  Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Dec 18, 14 at 9:45am

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• Put on a bow

  Submitted by goldenp on Dec 18, 14 at 12:19am

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• Will she be saying "Oh Christmas tree!" during secks?

  Submitted by lefireshart on Dec 17, 14 at 5:57pm

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• lmao

  Submitted by jabberjaw28 on Dec 17, 14 at 8:01am

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