That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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