you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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