u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
did you just send me my own nude
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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