I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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