The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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