tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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