i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Your cock deserves a montage
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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