It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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