:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
