so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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