Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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