I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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