Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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