No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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