He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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