Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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