HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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