i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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