dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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