Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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