That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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