what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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