So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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