I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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