If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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