Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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