told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
do herpes really smell.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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