He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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