just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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