That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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