Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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