This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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