if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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