Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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