I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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