Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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