So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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