im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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