The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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