I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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