I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were destined to go to rehab together
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
