his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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