gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
