i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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