we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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