Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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