She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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