Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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