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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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