What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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