At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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