We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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